GOOD JOKES

[X R4TD]

Germans:captain our troops are getting slaughtered by an unknown force just over the hill,Captain sends 50 of his troops over the hilll......ahh ahhh ahhh,10mins later there was silence....
Captain then sends 100 of his troops over the hill,ahh ahh ahhh 15mins later nothing but silence...
Captain gets feedback from intelligent s that their are 10 warriors from the Maori battalion...so he decides to send over 250 of his top men ........ahh ahhh ahhh screams went for a whole hour,then 1 of his men crawl back to him from over the hill.....

"CAPTAIN ITS A TRAP,THEIRS ONLY 1 OF THEM!!"

[AGRORB]

So yeah, the missus doesn't like my new aftershave, ''Chloroform'', its called. Reckons it makes her feel all sleepy and ever since i've started wearing it shes been waking up with a sore arse...

[X R4TD]

Whats black white and rolls around on the beach.......

a sea gull and a Maori fighting over a fish head

[Barark]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.



‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”



I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.



“And what do you deduce from that?”



Watson ponders for a minute.



“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.



“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”



Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

[Barark]

Well since you opened the bag....

What do you shout at a Maori in the back of a holden?

BUSTED!!!

[X R4TD]

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore...
When your car stereo's gone taken by a moron
That's a Maori...

[drftkiller7875]

Germans:captain our troops are getting slaughtered by an unknown force just over the hill,Captain sends 50 of his troops over the hilll......ahh ahhh ahhh,10mins later there was silence....
Captain then sends 100 of his troops over the hill,ahh ahh ahhh 15mins later nothing but silence...
Captain gets feedback from intelligent s that their are 10 warriors from the Maori battalion...so he decides to send over 250 of his top men ........ahh ahhh ahhh screams went for a whole hour,then 1 of his men crawl back to him from over the hill.....

"CAPTAIN ITS A TRAP,THEIRS ONLY 1 OF THEM!!"

and yet u said that all in english lmao

[X R4TD]

its called cut and paste ow cuzzy bro ow

[drftkiller7875]

what u call a maori on the moon...a ploblem
what u call 10 maoriz on the moon...a problem
what u call all the maoriz on the moon...problem solved


‎3 guys are in a cafe

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!
...
last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?See More

[X R4TD]

what u call a maori on the moon...a ploblem
what u call 10 maoriz on the moon...a problem
what u call all the maoriz on the moon...problem solved

Ye but you Pakeha's will probably come to the moon and steal our land all over again
just cant win aye